The Graduate:
This ribeye ain't just a steak, it's a doctoral dissertation in deliciousness. Clocking in at a whopping 2 inches thick, it's the kind of steak that'll make you reconsider your entire life plan. One bite and you'll be saying, "Hold my diploma, I gotta conquer this masterpiece!" You might even need a bigger plate (or a bigger appetite) to handle this academic achievement in beef. Aged to perfection (just like a wise old professor), this steak is guaranteed to impress. Warning: May cause temporary amnesia due to extreme flavor overload.